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My bouquet #s : 1 2 3 4 6 My lotto #s : 2 1 1 3 Thank You!

Can't tell you how many hours I listened to this over and over aafter learning of his death :(

Didnt get it, said it was fort new customers, but she did give me a $25 bonus from my last deposit :)

perhaps you won it in the ticket drawings?

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door. 'Is there a problem Officer?' The policeman says, 'Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?' The driver responds, 'I'd give it to you but I don't have one.' 'You don't have one?' The man...

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons' innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect." To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the...

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the...

lol Awesome I have an endless supply, I love to laugh :)

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says: "You must be a...

ROMANCE Barb was lying in bed one night. Al was falling asleep but Barb wasin a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said...

Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalized both gay marriage and marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." Apparently we just hadn't...

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me On sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.' Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied, 'Cause, if...

I'd love to join if its not too late, thank you! Liberty- LS0512521023 Lincoln- LC0457398022

  A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that...