1. This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion.
2. The 4 stages of life:
a. You believe in Santa Claus
b. You don't believe in Santa Claus
c. You dress up as Santa Claus
d. You look like Santa Claus
3. Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.
4. I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
5. Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
6. Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs.
To be continued ....
2. The 4 stages of life:
a. You believe in Santa Claus
b. You don't believe in Santa Claus
c. You dress up as Santa Claus
d. You look like Santa Claus
3. Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.
4. I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
5. Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
6. Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs.
To be continued ....
