Patient to the eye doctor: “Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain.”
“Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking.”
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- ‘ Waiter, the coffee is cold.’
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I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.
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People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning……. I reply—-No, I just bring her some coffee !!!
