You just made my day!
I was literally sitting here a bit ago looking for some "Crap, I'm old" memes since my bday is coming up.
Now that I read your post, you put it all into perspective for me. Compared to you, I'm a spring chicken turning 54!
It's only been 36 years since I graduated high school.
(PS - If you can't take me making fun of you being older than dirt, then you really are older than the dirt that made the mud that you're stiking in!
)
But hey, keep on tacking years to your bdays and graduation day. I like having you on this earth.