You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it.
It's so cold outside that by the time I walked back to the car, the footlong I got at Subway shrunk to a 6 inch.
Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.
It's that time of year again when I don't need the refrigerator to keep the beer cold.
It's freezing outside. I hear by declare January Nipple Awareness Month.
I am currently under the influence of cold and flu medicine...my actions can not be held against me!!
You know it's cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
It's so cold out, my nipples got to work 5 minutes before I did. Brrr...
It's so cold outside that by the time I walked back to the car, the footlong I got at Subway shrunk to a 6 inch.
Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.
It's that time of year again when I don't need the refrigerator to keep the beer cold.
It's freezing outside. I hear by declare January Nipple Awareness Month.
I am currently under the influence of cold and flu medicine...my actions can not be held against me!!
You know it's cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
It's so cold out, my nipples got to work 5 minutes before I did. Brrr...
