Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?Female customer: A white one...--------------------------------------------------------------------Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .... Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's stillon my desk... sorry ........--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ..Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not BillGates!--------------------------------------------------------------------Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in frontof the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working.Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there anotherkeyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letterV as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? -------------------------------------------------------------------A customer couldn't get on the internet.Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?Customer: Five stars.--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on mycomputer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can youplease tell me how long it will take before you can help me?Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it.
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