<table style="width:500px;" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" > A bum asked a man for $2.The man replied, Will you buy booze? The bum answered, No. The man asked, Will you gamble it away? The bum replied, No. The man asked, Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?
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