RE: Don't hate me virgie LOL
Hear ye, Hear ye, READ ALL ABOUT IT! SPECIAL SPIN BULLETIN JUST IN! GAMING NEWS FLASH: MULTIPLE WINNING SPINS SEEM TO BE NO PROBLEMO ,AS THE CLEAN SWEEP CONTINUES, DAY AND NIGHT, FOR THE MASTER OF SPIN, MR.BELGAMO! The word out on the streets has once again been dominated by the King Spinner-Winner himself, Mr.Belgamo. Recent polls show he is a front runner in this very risky 'race to riches' and he is currently uncontested in his domination of The Winning Screenshots category, where he awesomely holds the record of posted posts, claiming the most recent, (and most spectacular) of all postings, across everyone's favorite forum, the spinsters paradise pages, ....the NDCGF!So,...where's the news in this? (many of you may be asking.... for anybody who's anybody already is well aware of those facts!) Well, I'll tell you...it's the story behind the story and the effect this has had on spinsters and gamers ego's across the global web! Many claiming defeat and despair as they recklessly throw in another $20-$50, (or more, occasionally) when spiraling down on the rollercoaster of I think I can's and Got to, or my wife will kill me's! A ride, that is, for most spinsters, full of excitement and anticipation fueled by the thought that they too, could clean house or, as some might say, take'em to the cleaners! The King of Spin certainly is and has been cleaning house at the casinos lately, of this, we are all well aware. The epidemic that is starting to arise from this is shocking! More and more folks are coming down with, ......(what is still informally being named) : Spinpity-i-suck-at-this-shit-itiss and/or the : Iwish-Iwoulda-CashedMyAssOut-ALongTimeAgo-Itiss Those that have been infected know whom they are and have only occasionally stepped out of their cover in rare instances. At this time, none have made full recovery as the only cure would be to become Belgamo himself, (yea right!) or, (even harder yet) to overthrow his throne and claim the crown for themselves as the new king of spin! As It stands for now, it seems these poor unlucky gamers are destined to forever live in the shadow of his greatness, feeding off there own spin-envy and the dream of beholding such a great spin for themselves, and then, of course, remembering to take it to the bank! **********(This just IN!)******* THE CLEAN SWEEP CONTINUES!! It has been reported that the King of Spin has been spotted scrubbing away again at the NO Worries Hotel! I'm afraid to say it, but it seems The Good King Belgamo, has been cleaning house so well these days that all there was left to find (at any of the reels of chance he has been seen playing previously)...is a very clean, but very empty hopper!!!!Also, there have been multiple reports he may be using some kind of secret weapon, a special lucky cleaning agent! Other Spinsters are in awe and are desperately trying to replicate his secret winning formula!Although many have left the games empty handed and found the formula to hard to grasp. One man was overheard stating, Only a chemist could decipher this take'em to the cleaner's concoction! That been said, a forensic scientist was brought on the scene, and did, in fact, test the unidentified formula. In his conclusion, the secret winning formula was found to have : over 65% Lucky Bastard juice, 15% Extract of Mathematical Statistics, 5% BetBigger-WinBigger Seed, 10% CashoutUrWins Nut, and 3-5% RepeatProcess natural flavor. I release this formula unto the gaming public for all to be cured, and with good intent that all may find their own recipe that brings them many winning spins and cash outs of gigantuos proportions! And as always, have yourselves some spin-spun-fun! DISCLAIMER: This news update has been posted purely for your entertainment only! All characters and even the story itself, is a completely fictional production, solely conceived in the mind of an unsoughtpoet, for the purpose of posting and also the gift of (hopefully) causing many of my forum friends to simply ROF&LYAO!