In the spirit of Valentine's Day

PSP · Feb 12, 2011

(This has been around for a little while, but it's still fun)Subject: FW: E-mail to husband <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" ><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" ><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width:100%;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" > My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pickup came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife.XXX .........................P.S. Your girlfriend called

omeg · Feb 12, 2011

Ohhhhhh, that was funny. I had never seen it before. Thanks for posting. PS. Your girlfriend called.

omeg · Feb 12, 2011

<a>A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift</a></h3>Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.''That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'<a href="https://www.nodepositforum.com/valentine_funny_pics.htm"></a>