A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs . . . enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Yes" she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God! I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs . . . enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Yes" she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God! I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
