Q. What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A.In a casino, you really mean it.
Q.Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A. Online you can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
“Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”
A.In a casino, you really mean it.
Q.Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A. Online you can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
“Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”