One day Widdster walked in on his parents having sex. What are you doing? asked Widdster. We're playing poker and your mom's the wild card, replied his father. So Widdster walked out and went into his sister s room and saw his sister and her boyfriend having sex. What are you doing? asked Widdster. We're playing poker and he's the wild card, replied his sister. So Widdster walked out and went to his room. Later on Widdster s father walked in. What are you doing! yelled his father. Widdster replied, I'm playing poker! But where is your wild card? asked his father. Widdster replied, With a hand like this who needs a wild card!!!