You know it's going to be a bad day when.....

[PSP]

You decide to rob a pub - only to discover that they are having a retirement party for a police officer on the other side of the establishment

http://nypost.com/2017/08/31/no-joke-robbers-walk-into-a-bar-full-of-off-duty-cops/

 

[Mben]

They should have followed the 7 P's.

Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.