For the record, it's actually a lot of fun - and a great place to vent your "smack" without fear of repercussions! ABSOLUTELY nothing to lose but a little free time - and we all have plenty of THAT!
Come on now everyone don't scare of all the little fellas and lil ladies that don't wanna get they azzes handed to them I know its scary guys but its okay don't be afraid we'll take it easy on the noobs I promise scouts honor and shit!
If you arent a female then slowly and very nicely request that your girlfriend or misses or wife or whomever pretty please allow you to borrow them for a short season of football... If she is being friendly and you do some extra chores she might get the balls out of the jar shes housing them in and let you use them for a few months again... You do remember your balls right guys??? If not try really hard and tell the ol lady youll split the pot with her if you win when all else fails Bribes seem to work when all else fails with my wife give it a try it'll be fun!!!
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