I am going to make ALL of you super guilty for not making my alleged "sob story" win the Xmas Sob Story contest by drowning you in funny images until you both scream "UNCLE!!!"
(OK, in full disclosure, I'm glad that the people who won won - I hate using the same word twice in a row. That being said, winning was not my intention with my post. Attempted humor was my intention, so in that case, I firmly believe that I WAS the big winner! If you don't agree, well.... I don't care! (I had a much more graphic expression that I was going to use, but I chose not to - based on the snot-nosed pendejos who actually look at this!))