Breaking News:
The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg. When he was found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10” spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 ½” false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt. The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. Police do care!
(P.S. This is not a political statement - feel free to replace Biden with Trump = equally hilarious!)